“IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I ROCK & ROOOOOOOOOOOLLED!”
The Robert Plant Of Dog’s Rock & Roll Universe
Jimmy Page Is Now DOING “69” Years, Coincidence?…I Think NOT!.
A Simple Fact For All Of The Zeppelin AND NON-Zeppelin Fans…
Going To Perform Live On Stage For The First Time & I Literally Can’t Fucking Breath Cause I’m Still Not Good Enough, I Mess Up A Lot & In My Own Head I Suck, Yet They Still Insist That They Want ME Above Anyone Else To Open The Show.
I Just Barely Know How To Cover A Few Songs & The Ones I Wrote Are Barely Beyond Intros & First Chorus Sets, My Distortion Pedal Started Messing A Few Days Ago (The Electric Guitar Is Fine Though) & I’m Not Really Used To My New Folk Guitar Yet (The Strings Are A Real Bitch Specially When It Comes To Chord Playing) & I’m Really Going To Need Some VERY Good Support Players Cause All I Know So Far Is Like Parts Of: Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love”, “In My Time Of Dying”, “Bring It On Home”, Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead Or Alive”, White Stripes “Seven Nation Army”, “Boy’s Best Friend”, “I Fought Piranhas”, Limp Bizkit’s “Walking Away”, Dire Straits “Brothers In Arms”, Deep Purple’s “Smoke On The Water”, Nightwish’s “Lappi I”, “Turn Loose The Mermaids” & The Runaways “Johnny Guitar”.
This Is Going To Be A Disaster, My First Performance Is Going To Be THE END Of ME…FUCK—-ME—-SIDEWAYS!.
Yes, Yeees, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!
It’s Finally Here!, I’ve Been Waiting SOO LOOONG For THIS!…
Led-Zeppelin’s “Celebration Day” 2007 Reunion Concert Live DVD Video, To Be Released On November 19th…
Watching Led-Zeppelin DVD II: Live Compilations.
No Strings, No Attachments, No Appointments & Nothing What So Ever…Just Me, A Hundred & Sixty Miles To Our Harbor City & The Venice Of My Heart, “Alexandreya”…Morning Sparring To Get Some Of That Old Fitness & Body Burn Back, Cooling Of The Last Week Of My Summer Vacation By Swimming Or Drowning My Whole Sore Fucked Up Body In Deep In The Heart Of The Sea, Late Night Stroll On The Side Walk While Taking The Sea Breathe In, Buying A Book From The Library & Read Through It On An Open Air Cafe While Keeping An Eye On The Great View Of The Musty Old Streets, Catching Up With My Childhood Friend & Neighbor, Listening To Some Rock & Some Blues, Most Probably Led-Zeppelin, The Doors Or The Runaways, Fleetwood Mac, The White Stripes…Among MANY Others, Jam A Bit With Me On The Electric Guitar & Him On The Drums While Smoking Our Pipes & Cigarettes & Downing Some Top Shelf Irish Whiskey & Scotch, And Probably End The Night With An Old Movie Marathon, We’re A Bit Old Fashioned & We Think We Are Waaay To Old For Our Age…But We Embrace Our Sense Of Nostalgia Till Death, It’s Our Gift & Our Curse.
Looking Forward To The Next Couple Of Days.
I Now Have Within My Possession Four Epic Classic Rock N’Roll Performances:
- Led Zeppelin: The 1970 Live At Royal Albert Hall.
- Led Zeppelin: The 1969 Copenhagen Performance.
- The Runaways: Live In Japan.
- Fleetwood Mac: The Dance.
It May Not Be My Birthday But It’s Sure As Shit Is Waaay Fucking Better For These Simple Footages Are A Dream Come True To Me…Shit, Now I Can’t Wait To Get Home From Work To Pop Them In!.
Being The Rock & Roll Addict I Am, I’m More Of A Listener Than A Dancer & That’s What Women Always Hate About A Guy That He Can’t Dance, I May Know How The Moves Are Done But I Can’t Apply Them Without Making An Asshole Out Of Myself & Without Inflicting Serious Injuries Whether To Me Or To Those Within 5 Meter Radius AROUND ME!.
Anyway, Aside From That Despite The Fact That The Genres I Mainly Listen To Don’t Inspire Any Type Of Dancing Or Body Language But Only Rhythm, For Some Reason There Are Some Songs That When Played I Might Just Go Nuts Jumping & Dancing Around Like An Idiot As If I’m Not Doing But The Song Itself Is Like Possessing Me & Forcing Me To Move That Way No Matter Where The Hell I Am All Of A Sudden When They’re Played.
Want An Example?…”IN MY TIME OF DYING”! Can You Actually Believe This?!…, I’d Be Driving & Boom, There It Is My Hands & Shoulders Are Some Where Else Barely Handling The Steering Wheel With My Feet Bopping Around Under The Dash, At The Office?!…Up On The Coffee Table!, I Even Danced Off To John Lee Hooker’s “Boom Boom” For God Sake!.
Something Is Definitely Wrong With My Body’s WIRING & I NEED A FUCKING MECHANIC!!!.
Got Me A New Zeppelin T-Shirt & I’m About To Enter “Expendables 2” To End The Night With Hard Pounding Bang!.
P.S: Wait!,…That Didn’t Sound Right…
64 Years & Still On Top In My Perspective With His Edge In Delivering All Great Performances Just As He Did Back In The Day Alongside Jimmy Page, John Bonham (May He Rest In Peace) & John Paul Jones.
Happy Birthday Robert Plant & If It Isn’t Too Much, Here’s For Another Hopeful Dreamful “Led-Zeppelin” Reunion!.
1: A song that makes you feel happy?
- "Stairway To Heaven" By Led-Zeppelin
2: A song that makes you feel sad?
- "Brothers In Arms" By Dire Straits.
3: A song that makes you feel badass?
- "Still Unbroken" By Lynyrd Skynyrd.
4: A song that makes you feel angry?
- "Hey Man, Nice Shot" By Filter.
5: A song that makes you feel in love?
- "Time's A Wastin'" By Johnny Cash & June Carter.
6: A song that makes you feel heart broken?
- "We Might As Well Be Strangers" By Keane.
7: A song that makes you jump in excitement?
- "How Many More Times" By Led-Zeppelin.
8: A song that makes you think about life?
- "All Along The Watchtower" By Bob Dylan
9: A song that makes you cry?
- "Silent Lucidity" By Queensryche
10: A song you find boring?
- Nada.
11: A song you listened to too many times and got sick of it?
- Zilch.
12: A song you love?
- "Tea For One" By Led-Zeppelin.
13: A song you hate?
- Fortunately, I Don't Memorize The Names Or Artist Of Songs That Piss Me Off To Remember Them & Beat My Own Brains For Doing So Later On, The Best I Can Do Is To Neglect Their Talentless Soul So Nobody Would Remember Their Shitless Legacy.
14: A song that makes you dance?
- "Moondance" By Nightwish.
15: A song that makes you sing?
- "Heaven & Hell" By Black Sabbath.
16: A song that gets stuck in your head?
- "Boom, Boom, Boom" By John Lee Hooker.
17: Your favorite song?
- "Stop Crying Your Heart Out" By Oasis.
18: The last song you listened to?
- "The Weigh" By The Band.
19: The song you're listening to now?
- "The Chronomancer I: Hubris" By The Sword.
20: The first five songs on your ipod?
- "Dream On" By Aerosmith.
- "Asshole" By Denis Leary.
- "Bad Company" By Bad Company.
- "Everything Burns" By Ben Moody.
- "Atomic" By Blondie.
21: The first five songs on your ipod on shuffle
- "Children Of The Revolution" By T-Rex.
- "Shattered" By The Rolling Stones.
- "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" By Heart.
- "Bitter Sweet Symphony" By The Verve.
- "You Belong To The City" By Glenn Frey.
22: A song from your childhood?
- "Downtown" By Petula Clark.
23: The song you want to die listening to
"Fade To Black" By Metallica.
24: The song you last sang?
- "White Rabbit" By Jefferson Airplane.
25: A song that brings up good memories?
- "Same Boy You've Always Known" By The White Stripes.
26: A song that brings up bad memories?
- "Roadside" By Rise Against.
27: A song that you can fall asleep to?
- "Mad World" - Gary Jules.
28: A song that makes you scream when you hear it?
- "I Love Playin' With Fire (Live In Japan Version)" By The Runaways.
29: A song that makes you feel pumped up?
- "Another Brick In The Wall (COVER) By Class Of 99'
30: A song you wish everyone would listen to?
- "300 M.P.H Torrential Outpour Blues" By The White Stripes.
31: A song you haven't heard in a long time?
- "Burning Heart" By Survivor.
32: A song you can always back to and listen to and fall in love with it all over again?
- "I'm So Afraid ("The Dance" Album Version)" By Fleetwood Mac.
33: A song with a story behind it?
- "Just Like Honey" By The Jesus & Mary Chains (The Memory Concerns The Morning After A Memorable Night.)
34: A song that's starting to grow on you?
- "Walking Away" By Limp Bizkit.
35: A song you're starting to get sick of?
- Not On My List.
36: The song you've listened to the most?
- "In My Time Of Dying" By Led-Zeppelin.
Recipe:
A Cancer Stick + A Tall Cold Whiskey + Led-Zeppelin’s “Tea For One” Riff & Solo = Sedation + Orgasm + Eargasm + Mental Stimulation + Fifth Element Aura,……Enjoy
Me: So, You Listen To "The White Stripes", What's Your Favorite Song Of Them?...
New Acquaintance: Uhh,...*Long Pause* "Seven Nation Army" Offcourse, Their Best Song EVER!.
Me: (That Guy Must Be Bullshitting Me, "Seven Nation Army"?...That's It, Let's Get To The Bottom Of This)...How About "AC/DC"?...
New Acquaintance: Back In Black, Shoot To Thrill & Iron Man.
Me: (So The Asshole Gave Me Two Of Their Average Track That Was "COINCIDENTALLY" Included On The Iron Man Movie Soundtrack, Not To Mention That Idiot Has Mistaken "Black Sabbath" For Them, What A Fucking DUMBASS,...Okay Let's Play Along Let's See How Much We Can Dig Up Here)...Led-Zeppelin?...
New Acquaintance: "Stairway To Heaven"
Me: (Rookie Mistake Numb-Nuts)...Lynyrd Skynyrd?
New Acquaintance: "Sweet Home Alabama"
Me: (Another Strike, If He Would've Said "Freebird" It Would Be The Same Mistake But If He Said "Saturday Night Special" I Would've Gave The Benefit Of A Doubt But Not Today Asshole!)...Joan Jett?...
New Acquaintance: "I Love Rock N'Roll"
Me: (He Probably Heard It After Listening To The Cover Cunt-O-Spears Crappy Version, He'd Probably Freeze Out If I Said The Runaways But Let's Make More Intense Here)...Survivor?...
New Acquaintance: Never Heard Of Them.
Me: (OH REALLY, Out Of The Hundred Million Who Watched Stallone Beat The Living Shit Out Of Mr.T & You're Telling Me, Mr. Meme Of Only Popular Tunes That You Haven't Heard Their God'Damn "Eye Of The Tiger" Without Knowing The Artist Or Not Even Once While Working Out?!!!)...Dio?...
New Acquaintance: Is That Even A Band?...
Me: (Holy Diver Would've Been Your Answer If You Knew Them, Right Asshole?!)...Heart?...
New Acquaintance: I Have Never Heard Of That Name?...
Me: (Really?...Nothing?..."Barracuda", "Crazy On You", "Magic Man", "Straight On", "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You..........Nada Then, Moving On)...The Who?...
New Acquaintance: Are You Just Making Those Up, I Mean "Heart" & "Who", Those Are Really Lame Dude.
Me: (This Guy Is Really...REALLY Beginning To Piss Me Off, Just Wait...A Little...While...Longer)...Dire Straits?!...
New Acquaintance: ......(Shakes His Head Sideways)
Me: Fleetwood Mac?...
New Acquaintance: Who?...
Me: (I'm Going To Need A SHITLOAD OF Aspirin, Better Finish This Up...FAST!)...The Doors?...
New Acquaintance: Oh Yeah, Dude I Love Them..."3 DOORS DOWN" ROCK!!!
Me: (OH MY FUCKING GOD!, FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!, THIS GUY IS COMPLETE & UTTER MORON!!!, TIME FOR THE TRICKY DEAL BREAKER)...NAME ME ONE FUCKING "PINK FLOYD" SONG, NOW?!!!...
New Acquaintance: That's Easy "We Don't Need No Education", Right On Huh?...
Me: You Know WHAT?!...I'm Going...To Give You...A 10 SECOND Head Start...I Don't Want To See You Right Now Or EVEN Come In Contact With YOU Within ETERNITY, You SOULESS PIECE OF SHIT, You Better PRAAAY To God I Don't Run Into You Again, Cause It Would Be Ugly To The Extent That Safety Of Your BALLS Would Be At Stake, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?!.......
New Acquaintance: .......................................................................................................!
Me: Cause The Idea Of Something As Much Of Numb-Nut-Seamen-Head Like You Breeding Sickens Me, I Despise Who You Are On A Cellular Level To The Extent That I Presume That You Are By Far On The Scale Of 1 To Ten Of The Dumbest MOTHERFUCKER To EVVVER Walk The Earth, You My Yuppi-Non-Friend Are A FUCKING Eleven...So In Respect To My Friend Over Here Who Just Introduced Us & Made The Fatal Mistake Of Making Us Shake Hands Together, Take My Advice & Walk Away From Me Right Now Till I Cool Down.
New Acquaintance: Alright Dude, Chill...Peace Out
Me: Yeah Whatever...(Up Your's Hip-Hop Boy)
New Acquaintance: Have You Heard The New "Linkin Park" Album?...SICK SHIT Right?....
Me: THAT'S IT!...GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Friend: Sal, RELAX!
Me: Tell That COCKSUCKER To Get The Hell Out Of Here Cause I'M GONNA KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH If He DOESN'T SCRAM!!!
2008’s List:
- 01 - Jimi Hendrix
- 02 - Duane Allman
- 03 - B.B. King
- 04 - Eric Clapton
- 05 - Robert Johnson
- 06 - Chuck Berry
- 07 - Stevie Ray Vaughan
- 08 - Ry Cooder
- 09 - Jimmy Page
- 10 - Keith Richards
- 11 - Kirk Hammett
- 12 - Kurt Cobain
- 13 - Jerry Garcia
- 14 - Jeff Beck
- 15 - Carlos Santana
- 16 - Johnny Ramone
- 17 - Jack White
- 18 - John Frusciante
- 19 - Richard Thompson
- 20 - James Burton
- 21 - George Harrison
- 22 - Mike Bloomfield
- 23 - Warren Haynes
- 24 - The Edge
- 25 - Freddy King
- 26 - Tom Morello
- 27 - Mark Knopfler
- 28 - Stephen Stills
- 29 - Ron Asheton
- 30 - Buddy Guy
- 31 - Dick Dale
- 32 - John Cipollina
- 33 - Lee Ranaldo
- 34 - Thurston Moore
- 35 - John Fahey
- 36 - Steve Cropper
- 37 - Bo Diddley
- 38 - Peter Green
- 39 - Brian May
- 40 - John Fogerty
- 41 - Clarence White
- 42 - Robert Fripp
- 43 - Eddie Hazel
- 44 - Scotty Moore
- 45 - Frank Zappa
- 46 - Les Paul
- 47 - T-Bone Walker
- 48 - Joe Perry
- 49 - John McLaughlin
- 50 - Pete Townshend
- 51 - Paul Kossoff
- 52 - Lou Reed
- 53 - Mickey Baker
- 54 - Jorma Kaukonen
- 55 - Ritchie Blackmore
- 56 - Tom Verlaine
- 57 - Roy Buchanan
- 58 - Dickey Betts
- 59 - Jonny Greenwood
- 60 - Ed O’Brien
- 61 - Ike Turner
- 62 - Zoot Horn Rollo
- 63 - Danny Gatton
- 64 - Mick Ronson
- 65 - Hubert Sumlin
- 66 - Vernon Reid
- 67 - Link Wray
- 68 - Jerry Miller
- 69 - Steve Howe
- 70 - Eddie Van Halen
- 71 - Lightnin’ Hopkins
- 72 - Joni Mitchell
- 73 - Trey Anastasio
- 74 - Johnny Winter
- 75 - Adam Jones
- 76 - Ali Farka Toure
- 77 - Henry Vestine
- 78 - Robbie Robertson
- 79 - Cliff Gallup
- 80 - Robert Quine
- 81 - Derek Trucks
- 82 - David Gilmour
- 83 - Neil Young
- 84 - Eddie Cochran
- 85 - Randy Rhoads
- 86 - Tony Iommi
- 87 - Joan Jett
- 88 - Dave Davies
- 89 - D. Boon
- 90 - Glen Buxton
- 91 - Robby Krieger
- 92 - Fred “Sonic” Smith
- 93 - Wayne Kramer
- 94 - Bert Jansch
- 95 - Kevin Shields
- 96 - Angus Young
- 97 - Robert Randolph
- 98 - Leigh Stephens
- 99 - Greg Ginn
- 100 - Kim Thayil
2011’s List:
- 01 - Jimmy Henrix
- 02 - Eric Clapton
- 03 - Jimmy Page
- 04 - Keith Richards
- 05 - Jeff Beck
- 06 - B.B.King
- 07 - Chuck Berry
- 08 - Eddie Van Halen
- 09 - Duane Allman
- 10 - Pete Townshend
- 11 - George Harrison
- 12 - Stevie Ray Vaughn
- 13 - Albert King
- 14 - David Gilmour
- 15 - Freddy King
- 16 - Derek Trucks
- 17 - Neil Young
- 18 - Les Paul
- 19 - James Burton
- 20 - Carlos Santana
- 21 - Chet Atkins
- 22 - Frank Zappa
- 23 - Buddy Guy
- 24 - Angus Young
- 25 - Tonny Iommi
- 26 - Brian May
- 27 - Bo Diddley
- 28 - Johnny Ramone
- 29 - Scotty Moore
- 30 - Elmore James
- 31 - Ry Cooder
- 32 - Billy Gibbons
- 33 - Prince
- 34 - Curtis Mayfield
- 35 - John Lee Hoker
- 36 - Randy Rhoads
- 37 - Mick Taylor
- 38 - The Edge
- 39 - Steve Cooper
- 40 - Tom Morello
- 41 - Mick Ronson
- 42 - Mike Bloomfield
- 43 - Hubert Sumlin
- 44 - Mark Knopfler
- 45 - Link Wray
- 46 - Jerry Garcia
- 47 - Stephen Stills
- 48 - Jonny Greenwood
- 49 - Muddy Waters
- 50 - Ritchie Blackmore
- 51 - Johnny Marr
- 52 - Clarence White
- 53 - Otis Rush
- 54 - Joe Walsh
- 55 - John Lennon
- 56 - Albert Collins
- 57 - Rory Gallagher
- 58 - Peter Green
- 59 - Robbie Robertson
- 60 - Ron Asheton
- 61 - Dickey Betts
- 62 - Robert Fripp
- 63 - Johnny Winter
- 64 - Duane Eddy
- 65 - Slash
- 66 - Leslie West
- 67 - T-Bone Walker
- 68 - John McLaughlin
- 69 - Richard Thompson
- 70 - Jack White
- 71 - Robert Johnson
- 72 - John Frusciante
- 73 - Kurt Cobain
- 74 - Dick Dale
- 75 - Joni Mitchell
- 76 - Robby Kreiger
- 77 - Willie Nelson
- 78 - John Fahey
- 79 - Mike Campbell
- 80 - Buddy Holly
- 81 - Lou Reed
- 82 - Nels Cline
- 83 - Eddie Hazel
- 84 - Joe Perry
- 85 - Andy Summers
- 86 - J. Mascis
- 87 - James Hetfield
- 88 - Carl Perkins
- 89 - Bonnie Raitt
- 90 - Tom Verlaine
- 91 - Dave Davies
- 92 - Dimebag Darrell
- 93 - Paul Simon
- 94 - Peter Buck
- 95 - Roger McGuinn
- 96 - Bruce Springsteen
- 97 - Steve Jones
- 98 - Alex Lifeson
- 99 - Thurston Moore
- 100 - Lindsey Buckingham
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