6 posts tagged BANDS

Typical Brain Conversation Impulse!.

Typical Brain Conversation Impulse!.

Why Top Hit Song Listeners Don't Know Shit About Music...
Me:  So, You Listen To "The White Stripes", What's Your Favorite Song Of Them?...
New Acquaintance:  Uhh,...*Long Pause* "Seven Nation Army" Offcourse, Their Best Song EVER!.
Me:  (That Guy Must Be Bullshitting Me, "Seven Nation Army"?...That's It, Let's Get To The Bottom Of This)...How About "AC/DC"?...
New Acquaintance:  Back In Black, Shoot To Thrill & Iron Man.
Me:  (So The Asshole Gave Me Two Of Their Average Track That Was "COINCIDENTALLY" Included On The Iron Man Movie Soundtrack, Not To Mention That Idiot Has Mistaken "Black Sabbath" For Them, What A Fucking DUMBASS,...Okay Let's Play Along Let's See How Much We Can Dig Up Here)...Led-Zeppelin?...
New Acquaintance:  "Stairway To Heaven"
Me:  (Rookie Mistake Numb-Nuts)...Lynyrd Skynyrd?
New Acquaintance:  "Sweet Home Alabama"
Me:  (Another Strike, If He Would've Said "Freebird" It Would Be The Same Mistake But If He Said "Saturday Night Special" I Would've Gave The Benefit Of A Doubt But Not Today Asshole!)...Joan Jett?...
New Acquaintance:  "I Love Rock N'Roll"
Me:  (He Probably Heard It After Listening To The Cover Cunt-O-Spears Crappy Version, He'd Probably Freeze Out If I Said The Runaways But Let's Make More Intense Here)...Survivor?...
New Acquaintance:  Never Heard Of Them.
Me:  (OH REALLY, Out Of The Hundred Million Who Watched Stallone Beat The Living Shit Out Of Mr.T & You're Telling Me, Mr. Meme Of Only Popular Tunes That You Haven't Heard Their God'Damn "Eye Of The Tiger" Without Knowing The Artist Or Not Even Once While Working Out?!!!)...Dio?...
New Acquaintance:  Is That Even A Band?...
Me:  (Holy Diver Would've Been Your Answer If You Knew Them, Right Asshole?!)...Heart?...
New Acquaintance:  I Have Never Heard Of That Name?...
Me:  (Really?...Nothing?..."Barracuda", "Crazy On You", "Magic Man", "Straight On", "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You..........Nada Then, Moving On)...The Who?...
New Acquaintance:  Are You Just Making Those Up, I Mean "Heart" & "Who", Those Are Really Lame Dude.
Me:  (This Guy Is Really...REALLY Beginning To Piss Me Off, Just Wait...A Little...While...Longer)...Dire Straits?!...
New Acquaintance:  ......(Shakes His Head Sideways)
Me:  Fleetwood Mac?...
New Acquaintance:  Who?...
Me:  (I'm Going To Need A SHITLOAD OF Aspirin, Better Finish This Up...FAST!)...The Doors?...
New Acquaintance:  Oh Yeah, Dude I Love Them..."3 DOORS DOWN" ROCK!!!
Me:  (OH MY FUCKING GOD!, FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!, THIS GUY IS COMPLETE & UTTER MORON!!!, TIME FOR THE TRICKY DEAL BREAKER)...NAME ME ONE FUCKING "PINK FLOYD" SONG, NOW?!!!...
New Acquaintance:  That's Easy "We Don't Need No Education", Right On Huh?...
Me:  You Know WHAT?!...I'm Going...To Give You...A 10 SECOND Head Start...I Don't Want To See You Right Now Or EVEN Come In Contact With YOU Within ETERNITY, You SOULESS PIECE OF SHIT, You Better PRAAAY To God I Don't Run Into You Again, Cause It Would Be Ugly To The Extent That Safety Of Your BALLS Would Be At Stake, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?!.......
New Acquaintance:  .......................................................................................................!
Me:  Cause The Idea Of Something As Much Of Numb-Nut-Seamen-Head Like You Breeding Sickens Me, I Despise Who You Are On A Cellular Level To The Extent That I Presume That You Are By Far On The Scale Of 1 To Ten Of The Dumbest MOTHERFUCKER To EVVVER Walk The Earth, You My Yuppi-Non-Friend Are A FUCKING Eleven...So In Respect To My Friend Over Here Who Just Introduced Us & Made The Fatal Mistake Of Making Us Shake Hands Together, Take My Advice & Walk Away From Me Right Now Till I Cool Down.
New Acquaintance:  Alright Dude, Chill...Peace Out
Me:  Yeah Whatever...(Up Your's Hip-Hop Boy)
New Acquaintance:  Have You Heard The New "Linkin Park" Album?...SICK SHIT Right?....
Me:  THAT'S IT!...GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Friend:  Sal, RELAX!
Me:  Tell That COCKSUCKER To Get The Hell Out Of Here Cause I'M GONNA KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH If He DOESN'T SCRAM!!!
Hello
Beatles fans:  goodbye
Doors fans:  I love you, wont you tell me your name
Pink Floyd fans:  is there anybody in there
Lionel Richie fans:  is it me you're looking for?
Led Zeppelin fans:  BABE BABE BABE BABE
SAME GOES FOR “The Rolling Stones” Logo Shirt, “Sex Pistols” Shirt, “The Who” Shirt & “Pink Floyd” Shirt…PLEASE STOP THOSE SOULESS-YUPPI-COCKSUCKERS!!!

SAME GOES FOR “The Rolling Stones” Logo Shirt, “Sex Pistols” Shirt, “The Who” Shirt & “Pink Floyd” Shirt…PLEASE STOP THOSE SOULESS-YUPPI-COCKSUCKERS!!!

Great Fucking Band With Each & Every Album They Make, Best Tunes Of Melodic & Symphonic Metal My Ears Have Ever Listened To.

Great Fucking Band With Each & Every Album They Make, Best Tunes Of Melodic & Symphonic Metal My Ears Have Ever Listened To.

This Is What Happens To You While Sitting Through 4 HOURS Of A Mind Numbing Experience With A Drone Reading From A Lecture Book In The Form Of A Slideshow Presentation & They Are Repeating Along The Words It Read Without Knowing WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS & Thus Rendering You Unobservant To The Fact That Your Mind Has Already Drifted Into It’s Subconscious & Started Digging Out It’s Desires & By The Time The Bells Rings You Snap Out Of The Hypnosis Only To Find Yourself DOODLING & It Appears I’m Really Fascinated With Rock Bands!.

This Is What Happens To You While Sitting Through 4 HOURS Of A Mind Numbing Experience With A Drone Reading From A Lecture Book In The Form Of A Slideshow Presentation & They Are Repeating Along The Words It Read Without Knowing WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS & Thus Rendering You Unobservant To The Fact That Your Mind Has Already Drifted Into It’s Subconscious & Started Digging Out It’s Desires & By The Time The Bells Rings You Snap Out Of The Hypnosis Only To Find Yourself DOODLING & It Appears I’m Really Fascinated With Rock Bands!.